Unawares of her bodacious derriere, the photographer caught a good glimpse of her sexy ass crack busting out through all of this!!

Check it out!!!

…and oh, those legs in shiny red patent super high heels will bring instant goo between your thighs!

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I can handle the meat

baste it, massage it, roast it, tease it!

Let me fondle your meat

Sunday until 4pm

Madame Lucie

Where Maturity knows how to handle meat…all forms of meat, even the tangy gravy

Madame Lucie…the next Julia Child..smiles

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You, Me & my Blackberry

are a wonderful thing

I encourage you to peruse my website for all of the juicy, dripping details so you know what you are getting yourself into

dismiss the toxic

try to find balance

keep an open mind

laugh as much as you can

and don’t dwell on the things you cannot change

give what you can to those less fortunate..it doesn’t have to by money

Success isn’t always determined by coin

pick your battles

the sooner we realize we are not Immortal, the better…because we are not

praise positive behaviour…catch people when they do good

realize the pure joy of seeing somebody move forward with their life, learn new things and relish that you were instrumental for a new point of view

give the gift of Unconditional Acceptance

until proven otherwise

give people a chance to show their true colours

bask in the joy the simpler things give you in life

relish the challenge and stimulus new adventures bring

take calculated risk to enjoy uncharted waters

bring dimension and variety to your life

realize that we are not perfect and look always to the Big Picture

realize that you can always learn from others…one cannot be an expert in all ways of life

Small Picture thinking is self righteous and toxic..you never know when something can come back to bite you in the ass

there is always somebody thinner, smarter, richer, younger

the grass isn’t always greener on the other side

keep a smidgeon, no a bushel, of Humble Pie

Arrogance isn’t that attractive

Realize that the more you know, the more you don’t know

and again

Laugh

even if your teeth aren’t perfectly straight

Madame Lucie

Your Mature Enabler of Life as she sees it, as she facilitates

you just have to ask

and

Trust she is what she professes to be

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By sweetjuicylucy, shot with DSC-H7 at 2009-10-09

So, if you are into ‘this’ and ‘that’, then these will be for your eyes only!

Here I am Sensually Submissive, trusting very much the one who did this!

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Red & Black are two of my favorite colours..they invite drama, intrigue, energy, passion and dark desires!

Those who really know me know this is true…my boudoir oozes sensuality and serenity from every corner

and

so does Madame Lucie’s wardrobe…sexy heels lie in a row ready for for the last minute adornment…a new pair of Guess stilettos join the stable…Madame’s quest for intricate combinations never falters

YOU,if you have an innate desire for designing your session, can take creative license..there hasn’t been much I haven’t been able to come up with even on short notice..my wardrobe is expansive and expensive…each corner organized by theme

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Make your desire my desire

until we get naked and throw piles everywhere

They say “Out of great messes cums great Art”!

Madame Lucie

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Same Day Appointments preferred unless you have a date and time you can adhere to

Yes, I DO have a Blackberry so hopefully even emails cannot be delayed

well, of course if I am busy for a bit

Then I will get back to you lickety split!

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For all of the details including rates, specials, BLOG, Membership privileges, sessions, etiquette…yes, etiquette!

Daily 7am to 9pm…yes., 7am! ( book that time ahead please )

Saturdays and Sundays vary…just call

I do not book private callers unless you have a history with me

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Now you can find me while shopping, doing laundry, bending over making beds, at the dentist, the doctor, driving up the DVP…I cannot escape your inqusitive mind until I shut you off at 9pm only to revisit at 7am the next morning

If I cannot get back to you I may be just busy for a bit…smiles, nod & a wink, but I will get back to you lickety split!

I have to say the Curve is nail friendly…my long red nails glide easily to the keys punching away with skill…touchtone my enemy…you can tell a Woman didn’t design those things!

So you can

Email me

Text me

Call me

Leave messages with me

I will respond back as fast as I can and still have a life

I know, I try to be at your beckon call, as that is how I want it to be, from the very moment I started this career..yes, it is a career even if a few may think not

My mandate was to take the bull by the horns, smiles, and run with it, full time, tunnel visioned, your whim truly my desire…you are a part of my day too you know!

Madame Lucie

Your Mature Odalisque

Your 21st Century Courtesan bringing the entertainment value back with multi level, Mature, sensual wisdom in opulent surroundings, deservant to both of us…privy to a few…dreamed of by many

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Serene well appointed Incalls

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Same Day Appointments preferred

Private callers I do not book unless you have a history with me

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Daily 7am to 9pm

Saturdays and Sundays vary so just call

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because I simply adore the mind challenges and creativity your wily minds bring…who would have thunk you guys are capable of sooooo much crazy stuff?

I am a Toronto based, Independent to a fault, happy to be Mature, Service Provider

Mature for the intrigues of the younger guy lusting over the candid experience of an older gal

Mature for the older gent who appreciates and lusts over someone closer to his own age to digress on topics condusive to the same era of comfort zone

  ]]> http://www.sweetjuicylucy.com/toronto-escort/services/now-everything-matches/feed/ 0 http://www.sweetjuicylucy.com/toronto-escort/services/odalisque/ http://www.sweetjuicylucy.com/toronto-escort/services/odalisque/#comments Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:58:31 +0000 juicylucy http://www.sweetjuicylucy.com/toronto-escort/?p=324 Odalisque

When I was in London and Paris this past Spring I enjoyed the Fine Art Museums totally engaged and enthralled with the whole idea of being in the presence of original art in the London Portrait Gallery, The Louvre Italian Masters, The Place de Versailles and on and on. Everywhere one turned, in every little cubbyhole there was detail ‘abundante’.

The numbers were vast , painting after painting, portraits galore, each a masterpiece in their own right. Some you could almost touch, others were a safe distance away, nevertheless, it was totally overwhelming and humbling.

The problem I found was that I felt I could not pay equal homage to all, as the sheer numbers of Masters were mind boggling, my feet were sore, people were splayed out from exhaustion on the few bits of seating provided. It wasn’t only me. The ‘Mona Lisa’ was one of the smaller pieces, the ‘Crowning of Josephine by Napolean’ absolutely huge covering a whole wall top to bottom, east to west.

The most startling piece to me, was a smallish painting in the middle of one gallery, on a wall that divided two paths, by itself, no grand glory, no security and from what I can remember I could touch it with my nose. I initially whisked by trying to scan as much as I could of the huge gallery like a kid in a candy store , pinching myself that finally I have the opportunity to see firsthand all that I have studied in the past, snapping photo after photo knowing full well my memory would lose details from being bombarded with so much stimuli,

to find myself halting and backtracking.

It was the original oil  painting of the

Grande Odalisque painted by Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres (1814)

an image used quite profusely in TV and print advertising over the years and should be quite familiar to many.

Here it was, lonely, alone, the ORIGINAL, with only I casting my amorous gaze upon such a lovely creature in wonderment of the story it could tell…

During the 19th century, odalisques became common fantasy figures in the artistic movement known as Orientalism, being featured in many erotic paintings from that era.”

I could wistfully be your Odalisque, my figure is certainly asimilar to such… gladly, willingly.

By sweetjuicylucy at 2009-10-01

If you have never heard of this term, today you have learned something new.

Madame Lucie

Your Fit, Curvy, Mature, Juicy, ‘Odalisque’

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I like Same Day Appointments unless you have a date and time you can adhere to

My quarters are reminiscent of the Odalisques in their day,,,lavish, serene, sumptuous, romantic, enveloping.

I have collected treasures from around the world to create an ambiance that I never tire of.

You, and I , deserve the best that a 21st century Courtesan can give.

We live busy lives many days without the warmth of sincere conversation, eye contact, unconditional acceptance, privacy or discretion, nary a hug or a peck on a cheek or a lingering kiss…. and foremost Trust

Your secrets are my secrets…I do not walk in your inner circle, you can divulge what you want with me, we can banter and digress on topics that flow naturally all the while fondling whatever we would like to fondle

This is a time for destressing, regrouping, a fresh start

Daily 7am to 9pm

Saturday and Sundays vary, just call

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Find there details for Sessions, Raves, Requests, Reviews, BLOG, Membership privileges,Specials, Rates, Etiquette, Boutique,Gallery Pics and a teaser video

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for those who follow my banter

sometimes which is on the verbose side..I like to think interestingly verbose

I give you credit

But then, I do like to attract Likeminded Souls

to my Boudoir of Intimate Shame

so we can frolick to our heart’s content

in a serene, lavish atmosphere, a true Sanctuary, only a few of you are privy to as I do not swing from chandeliers to the early am…I prefer a calm, serene, enveloping atmosphere to start with

the ones who take the plunge to see what this Madame is all about!

in fact, some of you even come back…many times!

lol

By sweetjuicylucy, shot with DSC-F828 at 2008-08-13

My travels, past designing / retailing days, and just purely inquisitive mind, have seen the allotment to Lucie’s decor grow to become a seamless collage of visual Intrigue…I am a very visual woman, detail driven to a fault

I make a naturally concerted effort to remember our times together which isn’t too difficult as I truly am interested in you, as you are part of my day and I like my days to be filled with viable quests and pure darn ‘ole funn!

So, come check me out, bring your white gloves

Debauchery is only moments away

Please call though for availability because after nearly 6 years full time in the biz with a proven track record, my dance card can be filled

“Even though I may be busy for a bit, I will get back to you lickety split!”

And if you have “done your homework” from the bevy of info I have given to you for your perusal, then you can take the next step and make an appointment

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Monday to Friday 7am to 9pm…yes, 7am! ( advance notice please )

Saturday and Sundays vary

So, if you are a young guy wanting a ‘cock raising’ Experience with an older Woman, that could be me

If you are an older gent wishing to have an Experience with a gal your own age so we can chat about Laugh In, The Mamas and the Papas and Michael Jackson when he was black ,while I gently caress your balls, then give me a shout

Same day Appointments preferred that is why my phone comes on so early

unless you have a date and time you can adhere to

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Madame Lucie

Your Mature, Fit, Curvy, Sexy Juicy Nubile

A Walking, Talking Oxymoron who is a little “Off the Wall” herself

but, her heart is in the right place

See you all soon!

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Stinging Bollocks I can just imagine…no I can’t, not really, but I can imagine an aching pussy,clit hard as a rock, sweating between my legs, the ache in my gut, the sheer anticipation when one is attracted to somebody perhaps this is similar…Stinging Bollocks When I tease and caress them with a soft tongue it just makes it worse, or better, depending on how one looks at it , while he looks down with half opened eyes, really just wanting to kick back with entirely closed eyes to bask in the glory of the swirling gentle tongue action debating also all the while if he gives up looking at my sinful eyes or my red lips and pink tongue doing their ‘duty’ I am a willing soldier..an eager volunteer in the War of Sex I rest my head between his legs sometimes, comfortable, my own self relishing the softness interlaced with the firmness of not only smooth balls but also hairlaced ones I get lost in oral pleasure perhaps it is age and confidence and wisdom that maturity brings over Time I truly adore the feeling of skin in my mouth I tend to take a long time down there, to the point that my lover just cannot take it anymore and has to start stroking his cock in unison to the languid gift to his balls Oh well, one does what one has to do If this is your Pleasure It is my Pleasure and Pleasure is a wonderful thing in a busy world Be good to yourself and know that Madame Lucie adores giving just that Pleasure Calling is best 416 433-1144 Madame Lucie Your Mature, Fit, Curvy, Sexy & very Juicy Nubile www.sweetjuicylucy.ca for all of the details I do not own a Blackberry so emails can be delayed GFE to PSE finishes Independent Toronto Based Mature Service Provider   Certified Squirter, Erotic Masseuse, Pro Domme Roleplay, Fetish, Fantasy Enthusiast and Enabler See you in the East end of Toronto where, yes, there is at least one gal ready to Play!

September 17, 2009   Soldiering on…………. if I must..wink Somebody’s got to do it Soldiering that is I am a dutiful sort, raised the old fashioned way realizing the virtues of Persistance, Tenacity, Wisdom Heck, being a Taurus on top of it all doesn’t hurt either Strong, Forthright, Reliable, Realistic and a lover of beautiful Things Perhaps that ‘Thing’ could be the ‘Thing’ between your legs for Madame Lucie to treasure beyond belief I have certainly had enough Time and Opportunity to hone my Oral Skills lol BUT, having Time and Opportunity doesn’t mean dick unless one has the gut wrenching Desire for your Dick, your ‘Prick’ ,your Balls, your ‘Bollocks’ By sweetjuicylucy at 2009-01-06 Find out what the fuss is all about…for yourself Calling is always best for an old fashioned, 21st Century Courtesan 416 433-1144 Madame Lucie www.sweetjuicylucy.ca says it all…and then some! Find out why! Bi sessions for the curious heterosexual male…soft, sane, sensual, exploratory, successful! DUOS with my very sexy girlfriend …2 very experienced Mature gals fussing extensively over YOU! COUPLES Play with you, me and she!! ’cause I love pussy just about as much as I love your Package In the East end of Toronto Lavish, generous, immaculate quarters for Playtime Incalls Outcalls Do your homework for the best value for your hard earned buck!

sort of the same, more ‘Mature’ I guess one could say

I fell into the ‘handle’ when I came back from gay ‘ole Paree and sort of just liked it,

enjoyed immensely the erotic sexiness of the Parisian reference, the hint of gentler times in a world once filled with fine details, caftsmanship, well worn patinas, patience and wisdom….and the innate respect for such

love the ‘genteel’ ness of the namesake and the maturity factor since I am on a certan side of 50 years…yes, I am afraid so!

I have been with Terb for over 5 years now, full time in the industry for nearly 6 years this November

I feel like Terb’s Matriarch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By sweetjuicylucy, shot with DSC-H7 at 2009-04-20

I am comfortable in my own skin, fully confident of my capabilities in and out of the bedroom…at Peace with myself

and darn right sexy, with funn kinky tendancies, as many have found out for themselves since my inaugeration 6 years ago, retired from designing in the traditional sense

but, once a designer, always a designer

Now I ‘design’ with YOU!

so

if you want or respect a Mature Woman’s point of view Sexually

here I am

let’s parlez vous our way to a dashing, grand, sexy, oozing sensuality, crazy time in an atmosphere resplendent of a Victorian New Orleans Bordello!

Madame Lucie

Your Mature, Fit, Sexy, Juicy Nubile

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calling is best

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Markham Rd and Sheppard

free, easy peasy parking

shower facilities

Monday to Friday 7am to 9pm ish …yes, 7am!

Saturday and Sundays vary

GFE to PSE finishes

with splashes of

Kink, Fetishes,Roleplays,Fantasies, Pro Domme

if the inclination is there

because I have had believe me, plenty of practice with your imaginative requests…oh, my God!

check out my website under BIO/ Raves, Requests, Reviews for some of them!!

along with Rates, Specials, BLOG, Etiquette, Session info, Membership privileges

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See you in the flesh…real soon!

so, not my bottom, HIS Bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay some of you guys…………..

don’t run away with your tail between your legs…you gotta know by now that YOUR LUCY wears many hats…this is just one guy’s preference and titillation…we are not all cut from the same cloth or it would be an extremely boring world to say the least! Some just have bottoms that are condusive to sensations of varying degrees…sort of like calloused feet or elephant balls…you know who you are!! I just adapt and find it funnn all of the opportunities given me!!!

LOL

My boudoir found its antique slipper chair heaped in the aftermath with ‘tools of the trade ‘and not so seemingly ‘tools of the trade’…lol

I am a resourceful Woman ,so hence sits an antique wooden mirror with it’s bevelled glass lost long ago from another spanking session where the treasured glass went flying from a grand smack on a bodacious booty spread over my nylon clad legs, the pressure of a growing **** pushing between my legs!

I saved the round wooden backing and handle to have it split yesterday but not without some carefully placed smacks on a smooth white rump!

The wooden ping pong paddle purchased from the silent isles of the sporting goods section of Walmart, replete with red one side and black the other , is a perfect tool for administering a nice solid, woeful smack that can stand up to the thundering blows of Lucy’s relentless arm…only to have its soft rubbery sides cool down the pink as it skillfully and benevolently glides over blushing cheeks!!!!!!!!!!

…..ooohhh, gotta love the sound it makes on a willing soul’s buttocks!!!!!!!!!

It makes my ***** wet just thinking about finally having a full session of going at it soft and slow to fast and furious at will!!!

His quiet moans just reinforced what excitedly gave him more….

Three, yes, 3 wooden spoons were sort of the request of the day…he thought one would do, but not from my kitchen…there were 3 standing there so 3 I took upstairs…..I made sweet music on his pink ass…clapping the 3 together like I was a honed Easterner with spoons clapping to the beat of a fiddle…his bottom imprinting the bowl of each spoon as they came down on his wanting ass cheeks…cheeks ironically that surprisingly could take a beautiful beating, a symphony of instruments not many could take without welts rising to the occasion…a simply perfect ass for PLAY!!!

“Do you come like this….just beats on the bottom?”

“Yes, sometimes ,” is the answer.

“Hmmmm,” is all I could muster still intrigued with the pinkness on his derriere as I lay on my side, stockings as requested, his long arms reaching around every once in awhile to bask in the silkiness of the nylon and little feet in stiletto heels.

“Look, you can see my ass in the mirror behind us if you turn around.”

He adjusts accordingly and taps lightly my bare bottom outlined with a black g string,like a good boy not sure of his bounderies…

Part 2

tomorrow or when I get a chance

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make my day!!!

A bottom made for Spanking I must say

Nary a welt..nary a striation

just bright pink all over…his fave position on his belly with me going at it daydreaming, as my delft hands made headway to ultimately the goal of a completely draining orgasm…

but , not before the snap of Lucy’s wrist with her leather handmade paddle…the white ass rises into the sultry air only to expose pink balls and peranium that just screamed to her to administer pulsating taps of the pointed end of the paddle along the sweet spot of painful pleasure…groans just reinforcing her inquisitive desire to explore her wanting captive’s boundaries…

he certainly was not squealing for closure, but squealing in delight of his Mistress’es ability to take him to nearly the end and back….

skillful alternating of gentle rubs of the rabbit hair fur from the alternate side of her paddle in circular motions on the broadside of his buttocks soothed the sting, taking it down a desirable notch only to build to another crescendo of desirous pain that can only be unique to an individual, the careful watchful eye of Lucy noting just the right moment to pull back ,and charge forth

my giggling and soothing voice made needed assurances although having been with me before, be it some time ago, the Trust factor was already instilled…for both of us

but

Lucy has come a long way since those days on Bathurst and Eglinton

my ways have been honed with a well worn patina on my continuing collection of instruments of sensory exploration, as we shall call it…

passionate quests for knowledge in this arena makes sure headway for personal applications of varying delightful, squirming degrees

Trust   is paramount

a simple 5 letter word that basically carries the world on its small shoulders

Trust   instills calm

Trust   instills value

Trust   instills confidence

Trust   is the ultimate with Life in general

Trust   allows freewheeling creativity and imagination

Trust   enables us to move on without prejudice

Trust   allowed me to use pretty well all of my spanking/paddling instruments including my latest…

a Brazilian hardwood handmade paddle

My trusting charge allowed me to go at will where very few have been able to withstand…the blows of the Brazilian hardwood Paddle…

it was an absolute sadistic delight to see he barely squirm to the musical applications of poetic force

…my panties were getting wet just experiencing for once the ability to administer one whallop after the other

me, excited to see just how far this would go before the God saving safe word “Mercy” was yelped out….

to be continued…

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Yes, I can be sweet but many know otherwise if the mood carrys them!!!!!!!!

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Same day appointments preferred

Markham and Sheppard

Monday to Friday  7am to 9pm 

 Yes, 7am!

Saturdays  9am to 5:30pm

Sundays  off to regroup and whack balls with my baseball bat

Mercy was never uttered from the mouth of my grateful submissive

He took it all and then some

Limits are respected and would have been

Mind you, his wanting ass sticking straight up in the air, the view from the backside spectacular, his groans just egged me on to administer more and more and more…I am working up a sweat, but a sweat so worth it!!!

The soft rays of the midday sun filtering through the red linen drapes cast a sparkling glow too hard to resist with my greedy tongue, my mouth salivating at the thought of attacking that blushing pink, sqeaky clean exterior that just yelled out for touch on its own silent thunder…………

Okay, here’s the drill…

Lucy has two hands, a tongue, one hand holds the leather paddle, the other strokes the balls and engorged cock, the tongue finds its way up and down the peranium and balls, nibbling warm, tight ass cheeks on the downturn..

the leather paddle taps smartly the buttocks in unison to tongueing and stroking…sort of like rubbing your tummy and patting your head at the same time

not an easy feat to keep coordinated…I am pleased with my abilities

but

an explosive ‘finish’ is the goal…heck, we both deserve it by now!

and

I love the challenge

Explode he did onto the fluffy purple towels, living proof of a job well done.

“So, you have a lovely stinging botttom to to remind you of the afternoon on your way home,” I chide.

A shy smile erupts from his quiet face as he trundles out the door into the ‘normal’ world that awaits.

Calling is best

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Well Reviewed

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Cum see for yourself and let your mind wander

There isn’t much that would surprise me by now

Trust me!